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Joke of the Day

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."

"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."

"9: Have you seen my harmonica? [flashback to me smashing it with a hammer] me: Did you look under your bed?"

"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."

"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"

"I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid."

"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race"