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Joke of the Day

"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible."

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know There was a long silence and then she said..... bastard"

"What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette"

"When someone yells ""STOP!"" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen."

"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"

"Hard tacos are just soft tacos from the street."

"About to go out and make some foreign dude's night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I'll be ordering."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein."

"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."