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Joke of the Day

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."

"Kid: How did you meet daddy? Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion..."

"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire :)"

"Why cant you trust stairs? they are always up to something..."

"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."

"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."

"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"

"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"