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Joke of the Day

"""Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?"" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed."

"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."

"Two strangers are introduced ""you have such a lovely name"" ""thanks, I got it for my birthday"""

"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."

"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"

"Me, December 2016: I'm going to buy this juicer and lose some weight in January Me, January 2017: I have eaten the juicer"

"Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he ""won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry"". Well played, Great Britain. Job done."

"The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon."

"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."

"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"