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Joke of the Day

"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"

"My kid sat on the floor of a public restroom, so I had to throw him away and now I have to make a new one. Parenting is hard, you guys."

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"Why do you never see an elephant hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"

"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."

"If I was a villain, my weapon would be a fan and a bag of eyelashes for blinding superheroes I'm a villain, don't ask how I get my weapons"

"Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze."