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Joke of the Day
"Two strangers are introduced ""you have such a lovely name"" ""thanks, I got it for my birthday"""
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"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"
"I have a friend whose thighs don't touch..I was jealous until a breeze came up..It sounded like a turbo fan in wind tunnel. Small favors."
"What to gay men call hemorrhoids?? Speed bumps"
"My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, ""Which one do you want?"" I said I'd take either/oar."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other."
"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."
"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."
"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."