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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."
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"Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!"
"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"
"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"
"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""
"Two bananas are relaxing on a river bank... When a turd floats by. The turd shouts over. ""Come on in the waters great."" One banana turns to the other and says. ""Do you believe this shit."""
"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"
"CNN just wondered if I'm sending disasters to punish you for your sins. No, I'm sending them to punish you for CNN."
"Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna? It's a hit"
"So this cravat came up to me and started weeping... ...I thought ""I can't *stand* emotional ties"""