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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."
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"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker."
"Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas."
"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."
"RT if you've followed someone on twitter and then realized you hate them."
"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."
"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."
"Teacher: Why are you late!? Me: There was a man who lost a $100 bill..Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Me: No, I was standing on it until he fucked off."
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."