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Joke of the Day
"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."
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"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."
"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"
"When cooking, I sometimes talk to my knife. I talk to it about my current life situations. The knife tells me I'm crazy. It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point."
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"
"What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich? Ka-Mayomayo"
"How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb? One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it?!"
"I refuse to vote in the US presidential elections! Mainly because I don't live there, nor am I american."