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Joke of the Day

"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"

"Two chemists walk into a bar... The first one said ""I want some H2O please"".The other chemist said ""I'd like some H2O too"".Then he died."

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"

"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"

"What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient? I forgot."

"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"

"My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it. He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting."

"Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works."

"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"

"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."