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Joke of the Day

"The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon."

"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""

"A joke about 'The Interview' Nobody fucking cares."

"FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans."

"What do you call a chicken you own? A personal fowl"

"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"

"2016: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to get elected."" 2017: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to put that policy into place."" 2018: ""Might as well tune into the Hunger Games tonight..."""

"Chuck Norris blood type is.. AK-47"

"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."

"What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!"