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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he ""won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry"". Well played, Great Britain. Job done."

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"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"
"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"
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"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"
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"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"