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Joke of the Day
"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""
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"My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks."
"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"
"What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'"
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"
"Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches? Because of the ""Pit"""
"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."
"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."
"[on a date with a teacher] Me: your eyes are beautiful Her: yours too Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you Her: i don't know CAN YOU"
"Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office."