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Joke of the Day

"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."

"Incest It's all relative."

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."

"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"

"I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit."

"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"

"I had a racing snail... To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish"

"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."

"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."