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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."

"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."

"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."

"Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"

"A female is like an AP free response question She asks question A, B, C, and D and implanted in all Are questions i, ii, and iii."

"Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring."

"Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married"

"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."

"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."