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Joke of the Day

"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"

"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."

"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"

"If I ever have a stroke I'm going to tell kids that stare I was making a face when the wind changed and then I had a stroke."

"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."

"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"

"What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"I can't argue with your love for bananas They have a peel..."

"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"

"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."