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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches? Because of the ""Pit"""
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"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""
"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."
"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."
"Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines."
"A Russian wife goes to police station. Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet. Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?"
"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"
"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"
"I never feel more American than when Hulu makes me pick my ""advertising experience."""