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Joke of the Day
"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."
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"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."
"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"
"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."
"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? COMET"
"Two crows sitting on a fence. Attempted murder."
"""I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public,"" I told my girlfriend. ""Don't worry, you aren't that ugly,"" she sniggered. I said, ""No, but you are."""
"I think I need a new butt... because mine is cracked"
"What do you call a basement full of redditors? A wine cellar."