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Joke of the Day

"Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES"

"My co-worker just dropped this on me, thought I share. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor"

"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""

"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big."

"Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians? They have no soul..."

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" -every trip to the zoo, ever"

"update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared"

"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."