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Joke of the Day

"Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES"

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work"

"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."

"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."

"It's not rape if she's holding bud light"

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"""I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."" -A rapscallion"

"I don't understand why people say they don't believe in sex before marriage... It's obviously sex after marriage that doesn't exist."