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Joke of the Day

"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"

"What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, i just fly the drone"

"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."

"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."

"mum is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it. shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth"

"Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content"

"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."

"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."

"Today I Fucked Up... the couch"