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Joke of the Day

"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."

"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth. -the daily show"

"For some people, blood on the toothbrush is a sign of gum disease.... ...But for me it's a sign of a healthy abortion."

"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend."

"Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex The study suggests a little head may result in a little head."

"Dirtiest joke I ve ever heard (sorry if it s a repost) How can you tell when your sister s having her period? Your dad s cock starts to taste of blood."

"I bet the inventor of puppets has one hell of a creepy backstory."

"Tell her you already got her gift, & ask her to try & guess. Then go buy something she guessed. Shopping made easy."

"The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house."