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Joke of the Day
"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."
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"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"
"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."
"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
"Me- ""Sorry I can't"" Friend- ""Why not?"" M- ""Working on my book"" F- ""Neato! What about?"" M- ""It's a collection of ways to escape obligations"""
"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""
"Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A: A polygon!"
"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"
"Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as an altar boy.."