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Joke of the Day

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"

"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."

"This Job Fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides."

"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"

"I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*"

"[NSFW] What starts with an R and ends with a sentence? Rape"

"How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure? Ohmmmmmm............?"

"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"