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Joke of the Day
"You said you run for fun? You know we have the internet now?"
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"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"
"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."
"I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's curious why I've suddenly started attending church."
"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."
"My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science."
"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"
"Plane delayed... as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready. (Courtesy of American Dad)"
"What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet."
"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"