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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"

"Look, I don't know how else to put this but your baby is just hideous. We were all thinking it but I drew the short straw. More water?"

"WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat"

"A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong."

"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."

"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."

"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."

"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"

"I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash."