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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"

"It's so cold this morning I had to seperate my dogs poop into two seperate bags and use them as hand warmers."

"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"whats girls' favorite language pythong"

"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"

"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"

"A book fell on my head today... I blame my shelf."