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Joke of the Day
"Plane delayed... as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready. (Courtesy of American Dad)"
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"Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D ""That's not funny, Kevin."""
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? -A slow poke."
"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"
"Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything."
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong."
"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"
"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."
"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."
"[at a party] *taps wife's shoulder* I've looked everywhere...where are all the swings? (wife pulls away from kissing Bob) ""What?"""