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"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."
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"Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it."
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"
"If your name got called on The Price is Right, it'd be fun to scream, jump up and down, and then run full speed out of the studio"
"What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!"
"The sad porno What did the man say after he saw a sad porno? -That one was a real tear jerker."
"Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work... Me: Why, is something wrong?! Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne..."