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"Look mom, no meds!"
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"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."
"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"
"Why did D.R.E. call his headphones Beats? He named them after his favorite father-son activity."
"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"
"How do you kill a poet? Give them real self confidence."
"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"
"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."
"What do you call an angry German? A sauerkraut"
"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."