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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 ""number 1's"" and a not guilty verdict"

"I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you."

"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."

"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."

"My therapist asked me to stop wanking. I asked how long i should stop for... He said at least until i left his office"

"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."

"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""

"You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon? Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money"

"There was once a conservative redditor"

"Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!"