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Joke of the Day
"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."
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"How can a blind person tell if they're home? They check the architexture."
"NOT all policemen are strippers."
"A good groaner What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle? A dead poodle, split in half."
"Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business."
"Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"
"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."
"What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain!"
"Who is the king of the pencil case? The Ruler"
"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"