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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's latest victim? She was found 6 pills under"

"What do troll mathematicians like to solve? Parabolems?"

"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"

"What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket? the underlay! underlay!"

"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."

"Donald Trump put out an ad that said, ""I can make you a millionaire in three months"" with one small caveat... Billionaires only."

"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink"

"My girlfriend asked me to send her a dick pic. But my panorama app kept crashing."