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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""
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"What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election"
"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""
"I still remember what my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"""
"Walking down the street I was walking home form work and I saw a bee crawling on the grass. I was thinking of stepping on it, then I decided 'ehh I'll let it be'"
"Serbian Math What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire? One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo"
"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"
"I'm never condescending That's when you talk down to people."
"What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position? The Eiffel tower"
"[after lover's spat] ME: Honey. Lamb chop. Sweetie cakes. HER: You're just naming foods. ME: Pumpkin. Muffin. HER: ... ME: Zucchini bread."