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"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."
"Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like ""we need to talk."""
"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."
"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."
"A very old joke: why is the letter r so important? Because without it, our friends would be fiends."
"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"
"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."
"[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever"
"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."