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Joke of the Day

"Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!"

"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."

"Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever."

"Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson"

"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"

"A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon... ...He says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"""

"Chemistry joke... I would tell a chemistry joke, but there'd be no reaction."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."

"When should I send a picture of my cat to my boyfriend? I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is."