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Joke of the Day

"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."

"When I practice my saxophone I have to put the cat in the window, so my neighbours know I'm not kicking it around the living room."

"2050's kids won't get this... Snow"

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Or going to a 7am meeting where my client will ream my ass and I'll just suck up to him. Whatever."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"

"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"

"Why do the Amazons like Sundays? Because there's no mail. (Male)"

"I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control I thought to myself: ""Well, this changes everything."""

"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."

"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."