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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese who drives an airplane?"

"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."

"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."

"My new pickup line Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"

"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"

"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."

"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."

"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"