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Joke of the Day
"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"
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"Recently found out I'm not the devil. I read the tag on my underpants incorrectly; it said ""Satin"". Oops."
"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."
"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"
"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."
"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you dirty bastard""."
"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."
"joke is on you What's the opposite of funny? answer: Jay Leno"
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