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Joke of the Day
"My new pickup line Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Next Joke
"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."
"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"
"A gorilla was shot I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging me around wtf mom"
"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"
"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "
"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"
"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"
"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"
"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."