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Joke of the Day

"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."

"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"

"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."

"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."

"My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it."

"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."

"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"

"What do a pizza boy and a gyneocologist have in common? They both smell it but can't eat it."

"the best feeling in the world is when someone u hate tells a joke and nobody laughs"

"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."