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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"
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"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"
"What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill."
"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."
"How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky? He's got one clean finger!"
"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."
"Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it."
"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"