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Joke of the Day
"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."
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"He took me from a bar. He took me in his car....... He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!"
"How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."
"Squirrels are TV for homeless people"
"This is a haiku. This is really a haiku. This is not a haiku. --- --- --- ^^^Edit: ^^^missed ^^^a ^^^word ^^^and ^^^almost ^^^ruined ^^^it."
"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"
"At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open."
"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""
"Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet."