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Joke of the Day

"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"

"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."

"Nobody likes the girl who brings the acoustic guitar guy to the party."

"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."

"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."

"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"

"It cost me $14,000 and took 3 years, but I finally pulled off legally changing my friend's baby's name without him knowing. I LOVE PRANKS!!!"

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."

"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""