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Joke of the Day
"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."
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"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."
"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"
"A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B"
"My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."
"ISIS new way of recruitment ISIS leader posted a job offer for new workers : "" Need somebody with a head on his shoulders """
"As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!"
"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."
"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""