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Joke of the Day
"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."
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"When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there.."
"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"
"Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I've never cum across one."
"What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? Kelp me!"
"Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm? He's currently in a vegetative-state."
"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."
"A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"
"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"
"Worry: a waste of imagination."