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Joke of the Day

"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."

"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."

"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."

"I lost out at the S&M; Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated."

"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."

"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."

"Apparently, ""No kidding!"" isn't a good response when your boss says he's confused."

"Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food."

"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."

"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."