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Joke of the Day
"I lost out at the S&M; Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated."
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"*at a restaurant* Don't be awkward, don't be awkward Waitress: how's the food? Me: yes"
"Driving I was driving in the city, when I got the Sun in my eyes. Damn Paparazzi."
"If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc."
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks I'll never part with it !"
"What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal? A club sandwich."
"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."
"What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death."
"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"
"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."