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Joke of the Day
"I lost out at the S&M; Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated."
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"A band player accidentally broke his instrument. He got in a lot of treble. Edit:That pun didn't end on a good note."
"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."
"KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE! ***sombrero **** ^sombrero who,,,? *****SOMBRERO-VER THE RAINBOW****"
"The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer."
"Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting."
"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"
"My college bar had a ""Blow your GPA"" drink special night until all the Asian students died..."
"Why are trains so energetic? They have Conductors."
"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."