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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."
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"My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own."
"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"
"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."
"What's red and white and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."
"If Skittles were made from actual fruit, I'd be considered a much better parent."
"Instead of ""the John,"" I call my toilet ""the Jim."" That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning."
"So I want to write a letter to a deer... I just don't know how to start it off!"
"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."