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Joke of the Day

"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."

"What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."

"I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby."

"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"

"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."

"RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED! Just not in this dimension.."

"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."

"What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette"

"<---- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO."