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Joke of the Day
"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."
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"What's the hardest thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"ORAL SEX At this stage of our marriage, me and the wife only practice oral sex. Whenever we pass each other, we both say , 'fuck you.'"
"People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government"
"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."
"why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light"
"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."
"[first date] me: they know me here date: *reading sign on wall* ""No Puppetry""? me (proudly): I'm the reason they have that"
"Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again"