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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."

"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"

"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"

"I'm a completely chill dude. But you try to cook my baby son in the pizza oven you built in your backyard... we're gonna have problems."

"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"I've got a quiet buddy who taught his cat to speak. He's a fan of mew words."

"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."

"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"

"Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!"