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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."

"I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. They were fucking in tents."

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."

"Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut."

"Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions. - No child ever."

"I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop... I call it Ganja Style"

"Me: How long have we had that pillow? Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days"

"What's frozen water and dangerous? ISIS"

"Family reunions must be really awkward in the south... Especially when you see your exes there"

"I've got a new ringtone. This anal bleaching is rather good."