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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."
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"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"
"Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater."
"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... ...so I said, ""That's a big word for a seven-year-old"""
"So he says, ""Argh! Give me yer booties!"" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT."
"What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope"
"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."
"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"
"What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who sprays graffiti on chain link fences."