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Joke of the Day

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"

"Have you ever seen something and just wanted to devour it? Anyways I lost my job as a gynecologist today."

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"It's so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that."

"How is Disneyland like Viagra? An hour wait for a 30 second ride."

"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"

"A few jokes my friend told me... What do you call a bitten apple? -An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone? -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad? -An Ipad Mini."

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"I lost my wife a year ago today. Sadly, within four days I won her back."