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Joke of the Day
"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."
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"Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract"
"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""
"So I ended up sleeping on a bench last night... ...no hobo."
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"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."